YOGI BEAR

A truly crazy take on Boo Boo's best mate. Sadly, he's based his Yogi Bear around the recent CGI re make, rather than the timelessly classic cartoon original - (cue visible shock on readers faces!) We cannot tolerate this pointless re-jigging of cultural icons (cartoon included), simply to spin a dollar for big corporate film companies, the majority of whose film trailers, always totally give the game away anyway, so we can already guess the flippin' ending & might as well not even have bothered watching them in the first place. Remakes are crap usually. An easy buck & an easy financial win. All the money they make the big studios then gets reinvested in rubbish. It's a cycle. The fact that the World today is all about money is the fundamental thing that is wrong with it... This outfit, all be it unwittingly, is a derivative of & thus supports that culture & he shall now be thrown to the dogs. Or actually..? We could keep him alive in a tiny little cage, couldn't we..? One that he can't even turn around in & we could run a little tube all up inside him to collect his bile... He'll live & die in agony, but a load of his mates are in there already, so who gives a shit? We could then sell little Yogi's bile for a fortune, to superstitious fools & use all the money we make to buy shares in... Big corporate film companies, the majority of whose film trailers always totally give the game away anyway, so we can already guess the flippin' ending & might as well not even have bothered watching them in the first place... Remakes are crap usually. An easy buck & an easy financial win. All the money they make the big studios then gets reinvested in rubbish. It's a cycle... As was that, just there readers... Money for money's sake is pointless. As is we feel, our little Yogi here. Poor Choice...