WITCH 6. SLAP 'N' TICKLE WITCH.
We are supposed to be spooking people here... Turn down the sauce hinny, turn up the spook factor & (must we repeat ourselves..?) get a bliddy hat buckle! You are redeemed slightly by your shiny, black Doc Maartins, which (in the abscence of ruby slippers...) are a quality Witching touch, but could you please put purple laces in them next time?