WITCH 5. PINK HAT WITCH.

Purple, purple, purple, purple, PURPLE!! What is wrong with you woman..?!! Why are you carrying a kiddies wand & wearing a pink lined hat? Pink & Christmas cracker wands have no place on Halloween whatsoever & unless you are the Tooth Fairy & you have fallen in a pot of ink, your costume is an insult to Halloween. Turn up in this garb next year & you are going straight on the fire...