WITCH 7. SLAP 'N' TICKLE WITCH, THE RETURN.

We are not looking for pouts from our Witches. We are looking for spookiness. The idea of a tiny Witch hat, worn as more of a decoration than a working titfer, is not in the true sprit of Halloween. 

Your pointy hat is supposed to provide you an aerodynamic advantage & vital stabilisation, whilst proceeding through the night sky on your broomstick. Broomstick safety is not a joke, unlike your hat, which let's face it, you're never gonna get a buckle to fit anyway. You've not only let yourself down, you've let Halloween & the cult of spookiness in general down too. Take note of the commitment shown by the last Witch in this category & then seriously reconsider your career path.