SCHOOLGIRL #2

Is this a bloke? Or is this son of Conchita..? (Eurovision reference - tick)

Either way, you have to think he'd have been better off as a zombified Rylan..? (Big Brother reference - tick). Or some sort of transvestite ape..? (Primate reference - tick) We think this due to his furry Chimpanzee (second Primate reference - gold star!) arm, nail varnish & what appears to be the start of a natty little hint, of pubic wig, that he has going on down below there...