SCHOOLGIRL #1

Here we see a classic example of a young lady who's just come along for the fun of it, realising she has no chance of winning the competition.

Her entire investment appears to be borrowing Jeremy Corbyn's tie & adding a liberal spattering of Um Bongo... We doubt she'll win, but she looks like she's having a good time & probably doesn't care. Participation alone will get you in the door kids, but it won't win you a big shiny gong.