PIRATE MATERIAL

Notice the piss poor attention to detail everywhere & a shirt that looks more like a butcher's carrier bag, than anything Jack Sparrow would be caught dead in. It might take you a while to notice the feint blood around his hands, which at best is piss poor too, but with no indication of a wound, there’s little else to go on... To be naturally blessed with such starey eyes, we'd have been tempted to keep the headband, lose the rest & fly a packed plane, into a tall building, triggering a global meltdown...