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We thought we were done with piss poor Pirates, but alas we stand corrected...

Enter daftlad, a contestant dedicated to making the least effort possible, while still turning up with a face he’s literally spent minutes planning, whilst possibly taking coaching tips from Constipated Lion (see Animal Kingdom). Making the last entrant look moderately prepared, the high points of this piece appear to be offered by the supporting cast & include snot-picking & misplaced blowjob readiness... His attempt at a Kate Bush bottom lip is nowhere near plump enough.