BEARDY CLOWN (ON HEAT)

Yeah he could’ve done a better job on the make-up, but he earns an extra point for his greasy hair & vacant expression. The real jewel of this piece though, is his hairy, little red mouth. Which, if were you to cut around it in photoshop, turn it upright & pin it, knee high on your gatepost, you'd have every male dog for miles around dry humping the little bleeder...