8 LEGGED FREAK

Four old socks stuffed with clart, hung together with string & that's his look...?! What on earth was he thinking..? His only redeeming feature seems to be his pose, which will be the same one we'll see him in if he returns like this next year (as, should he do that, we'll be hammering a wooden stake, way, way up, deep into his colon, as punishment...)