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Hiya Gorgeous x

Shall we have a little chat..?

 

Getting in touch with WHQ

If you would like to hire the place, run something past us, maybe ask about job opportunities, or just to get in touch for any reason you like – Please feel free. You will be surprised to see just how happy we are, to engage in all manner of one on one communication with other humans.

So whether you wanna heap praise on our fine establishment, or grumble on like an ungrateful, unfathomable & unreasonable loon – We would love to hear from you. We never answer the telephone, so unless you just wanna leave a quick ansaphone message, sending us an e-mail is by far the best way to connect directly with us. If you’d like to hustle us – good luck with that…

We are constantly busy, as we push forward in our never ending quest to make this world a better place – one record at a time. But we’ll get back to you as quickly as we can x.

Please be polite, so we can be polite back. If you go on like a twat, you’ll simply get blanked…

As we’ve relaunched, we’d really love to hear your opinions on our new website – so don’t hold back. If you spot a typo, dead link, or other type of mistake (which you won’t…Ha!) please let us know, so we can be totally gutted & quite literally, beat ourselves up about it for days on end…

How To Reach us

For lost property – please click on the box (at the bottom) that features a picture of your twin sister…

For a one to one with a member of our team, please select & then e mail, whichever thoroughly professional, ultra-versatile practitioner you desire, from the 3 miscreants assembled below…