Top Gonks

This trio of chancers are about as spooky as they are intelligent...

Half-a-job Harry, stage-left, has decided to turn up as some kind of suited panda..? Pathetic. Centre-stage, appears to have spent longer plucking his eyebrows than thinking of anything remotely creative to come as... Whereas stage-right appears to have walked into magic box with his eyes closed... Dire..!