Lunge Lord

As far as lunges go, your highness here has certainly spent the best part of his year practicing whilst spanning his claws. He also seems to have spared a thought for the importance of setting in providing such a polished stance, which has to earn him at least a point.

That said, he's a failure in every other department though, so his efforts are pretty much in vain at this point... The bloodwork is nothing short of meager & needs a much larger, consistent dose of hemoglobin spatter, as opposed to the pathetic Ribena on display. Not to mention the obvious failure to include any sort of a wound, rotten flesh or missing limbs required to truly curdle our blood in this category...

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