Throw Away the Key

As far as half-baked chancers go, this couple have failed to push any sort of boat out here whatsoever. A meager spattering of claret & a pair of handcuffs does not a costume make... Play cops & robbers in your own time! This pair should be charged immediately for crimes against the spook-a-thon & incarcated in a cell directly between Rolf Harris & Bill Cosby.