Tommy Cooper

This chancer thinks it’s completely acceptable to rock up in nothing but a fez with the slightest spattering of smudged Ribenaa on his face & somehow get something out of this competition. Well look here, daftlad, your nonsensical attempts have neither entertained nor spooked us & you shall be sent to the back of the queue with the rest of the other daftlads, for a well deserved slapping..!