Shark

(Audible Yawn) This is definitely something we’ve seen done before & we’ll undoubtedly see again in coming years, such is the readily available nature of these daft, pointless, shop bought waffle...

This chancer thinks he can seriously compete in this legendary contest with something as simple as this, without a trickle of claret in sight. Does he live in the real world..? We seem to remember the water in Jaws turning a murky shade of burgundy right after the shark had eaten dinner & we’re almost certain it wasn’t the excrement that, ironically, your truly papa getup reeks of…

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