Robots

Was this really the very best they could do..? We're sure if this was a Halloween party held in a creche for toddlers their outfits would be completely acceptable, but as you all know readers... It isn't.

This is one of the most prestigious Halloween events in the world & as such, entrants are required to dress accordingly. Granted, it's definitely a DIY effort (though we're using the word effort very lightly here, readers), there's not a single ounce of spookdom in sight... Where's the flippin' gore lads..? Not a smidge of claret anywhere near these three, surely leaving them to rot with the rest of the morons.