Joke Shop Mummy

Relying heavily on that rubbish all in one suit, rather than opting for the classic soiled bog roll, which as we've said a million and one times, is the wrong way to go about attempting to win this competition. 

Couple that with their inability to adhere to the 'NO PHONE' rule, he's already on his bike, pedalling downhill & downwind to a proper, old fashioned spook-a-thon kicking... Don't you think, readers?