Jeremy Corbyn or Noel Edmonds..?

Perhaps he could hook up with Blobby & play out that awesome ensemble idea we had earlier..? It's very hard to tell who's face is actually on the end of that trident..? It could be Thatcher, it could be Delia Smith, it could even be the queen... Our point is that it appears to be the fulcrum that this costume swings so desperately on, & if we can't decipher who or what it is you're intending to be, you'll undoubtedly end up looking like a plum. It says an awful lot when you require the help of an awful Ali G, too...