Dale WInton

Oh dear..! It appears that the only thing not desperately taken off the shelf of a Magic Box, in this hilariously feeble effort, was the unsympathetic smudge of Heinz on his knuckles...

Was he playing a version of 'supermarket sweep' where the only items available to him were somehow skull related..? Did he buy that mask to hide the fact he is actually Dale Winton..? Whatever it is, he's a million light years away from fabulous.