Black Swan

What is this diabolic & lacklustre effort we have before us..?

Never in a month of Sundays would we allow such a shoddy attempt to come anywhere near the podium of the WHQ spook-a-th0n... Instead, next year, we're strongly considering hiring one of our more burly Chimps to chase away any similar efforts, wielding a freshly sharpened chainsaw, in the true spirit of Halloween...

Where is the blood, guts and gore..?