STILL WONDERING ABOUT BECOMING A WOMAN

You’d never pull it off, your hands & shoulders are far too much of a give away. After the debacle that the Wonderwomen created for us last year, we’re still glad you managed to nail the hair colour… We're pleased to see you, but disappointed to see the degree to which your "little boy" meats pale in comparison, to the buxom 70's icon to which you aspire... A Mismatch.