SCHOOLGIRL #1

It's lovely bloodwork on his jaw, but it's pure Um Bongo / Vimtoland down where his boobiemeats should be. If he had to do it all again we'd strongly advise rubbing bright red lipstick on his teeth. Prior to doing this, he should eat a big chicken sandwich, so little bits of meat get stuck in there & get coloured red by the lipstick. This would more than double his spook factor in a single stroke. Nice try mate, you were nearly there...