PUMPKIN

Some major changes to stance required here, if it’s even going to compete with the minimal enthusiasm of Pumpkin Claws #1 above. We are thinking of starting a plaque cultivation factory readers, using some cacka, spittle & an old petri dish... We'll be supplying dollops of the stuff we grow in it & giving it away free at the door next year, so that all young ladies can apply it to their gnashers, giving both their smile & breath the correct hue for Halloween... we expect to see her at the front of the queue.