NIKKI MINAJ

The popstar with low self-esteem (but she can take that to therapy) is accurately nailed here, with her bootayyy & ludicrous pink syrup...

We're not losing our touch readers, we do realise she's about to drop a choc log, but this is one occasion when papa equals points, as Miss Minaj does stand like that in real life. Even when she's not having a plop...