MERMAID

You've got your bra made out of seashells, you've got your sort of mermaidy bit flowing at the bottom (which we are choosing to accept on this occasion as a tail, as we are writing this at six o'clock in the morning & want to get to kip sometime soon). The fish hook in the mouth is also a nice touch. Unfortunately for her, this entire fabulous DIY look is completely ruined - by that little woodbine she's got over there in her paw. So close...