HALF A WITCH

We do realise we've told you this before (year, after year, after bloody year...)

But a Witch needs a pointy hat on which a belt buckle is clearly visible, stripey tights, a set of claws, a broomstick, be dressed exclusively in black or purple & they should ideally be green... These are the standard rules of witchery, the basics for entering this esteemed contest in the form of a Witch. You can see from this photo how few of the boxes this young lady has ticked, meaning she's not in the running for a prize in the competition - Simples. Don't make us have to tell you again...