DALMATIAN SKELETON

His hair looks like it’s been taking tips from Cruella, as does the paint, that resembles a Dalmatian more than a Skeleton, stopping at the mouth for no reason other than laziness. Do you know him..?

We want this man caught... We'll give free admission for one year at the Club to anyone able to fetch us his liver. We don't want the rest of him, just his liver. Please don't think we're overreacting, this man must die, for four specific reasons. 1. Shit make-up 2. Far too happy 3. Shop bought costume & 4. Blatant & flagrant crimes against Halloween.

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