CLAWED CHEERLEADER

You could say this reeks of a lack of effort & her nose looks more like a clown's…

Some may posit that her bloodwork is pathetic, but others may splendour at her red eyes, confident claw & overall enthusiasm... However, none of this can possibly explain the bizarre tattoos she has going on there, which we assume aren't part of the costume & she wears all year round. Regardless of these two views, we like it & it's a confident display, well within the spirit of Halloween. But she has omitted the obligatory eye sockets - so she must be whipped...