BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

Totally appalling effort of a costume, with glittery a pink cowboy hat looking like it was acquired whilst infiltrating a Madonna themed hen party the night before...

We have no idea what his pose is meant to achieve, but we’re guessing his areola were a little chilly standing outside in that vest..? The best advice we can give this young fellow, is to pop that little pinkie, right up his squeaky, hairy little colon & make his way home.