BREAKING BADLY

Not that there’s anything better going on really, as his claret looks as if a red biro exploded in his pocket on the way in & a lack of dedication to even wearing his overalls, reveal him to be a complete & utter nugget. He has one redeeming feature however, as it looks as if his head has been dipped in iodine..? Even though it is totally unrelated to the costume, it is still a good look for the wee laddie & one which all the young ladies among you, who've delivered your whining offspring via cesarean section, should remember fondly...