The Milky Bar Kid

Any manner of cowboy glorification is wank. All they ever did was be really greedy & kill off all of America's native inhabitants... He does look like him a bit though & he may also be strong & tough - Who knows..? 

But that unfortunately, falls short of allowing him to circumnavigate the destruction of an entire human genus... Note to selves, cowboys always get slated in this competition, as they are twats.