Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

This little Ninja Turtle looked ace in the Club as her shell was really fab. This is therefore a lesson, for all future contenders, to always make sure your photo pose shows your costume in the best way.

Look at her ace little fists... Wasted - as we can't tie it to the whole rock hard, martial arts turtle groove, as we don't see the shell. Bet she could teach that porn star (above) a thing or two about doubling up with them paws...Always think your pose readers. It's up here for eternity...