Give Him A Slap

 Actually no... Any child would have done much better than this...

Slap him. Slap him & slap him again..!! Tell him to pull himself together & then slap him again, this time really hard... 

Then tell him - 'You sir, are a disgrace to your family, their heritage & your genetic line'. Now strip him, then attack his dangly bits with some bolt cutters - This fool must never, ever, be allowed to reproduce...