TRENCH COAT WITCH

So enthusiastic is she, that she's contorted straight into her photo pose, before even removing her coat, so that we can see her costume. You would think that would lose her points, but such is her application & dedication to spookery, she actually carries it off, delivering vintage paws. Paws in fact, of such a high standard, that they are able to circumvent her smirk & place her in the upper echelons of pensioner's, crunchie hand emulation. A triumph for all true students, in the art of classical rheumatoid arthritis mimicry...