
SMUDGE OF THE DEAD - THE RETURN
Whoops! Scratch that - Chancer alert!...
Zero accessories, zero costume & just a bit of a smudgie make up. Why only go half way with your look woman?! Old dog blanket + scissors = poncho. Poncho + make up = Mexico. Don't you realise that..?! It's just elementary mathematics, reception class stuff, like potato printing, or the 'Wheels on the Bus' for christ's sake. She is only redeemed by her 'I'm a bit of a seal pup, throw me a mackerel' pout, which is in fact quite endearing & just saves her from a savage, sustained & justly deserved beating from the rest of the queue. We shall try to arrange her some proper, DOTD induction lessons for next year, from the couple below.
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