PUMPKIN HEED

Pumpkins, if we are not mistaken, are meant to be fat & round..? Great claw work for sure, cruelly undermined by lack of any visible pot belly. Sadly, at this pinnacle of competitive spookery, inflating your cheeks doesn't always inflate your outfit. Eat more chips Petal, you'll be rounder. Better still, guzzle down 2 tins of baked beans, then gulp down a litre of diet coke really fast & go for a little trot about... Trust us, you'll fill that costume.