PROPER SPOOKY CLOWN

Despite overexposure from the camera, he is totally dark from deep within his soul. Proof that you simply cannot subjugate real class. As sinister as possible & ticks every box. You know for a fact that if he took you to see some puppies, it would be in a daft flowery car which would fall apart upon arrival... He's even got the big shoes, which as we know readers, are standard issue for any true clown. Shambolic, excellent & truly scary. Kids party anyone..? Gary..? Jimmy..? Freddie..? (cue audible yawns from readership) This category now steps up a discipline, to the Clown Ensembles & here ladies & gentlemen, is your first contender...