FRANKIE

Hang on... Are you sure that's Frank? Is this not that Rylan dude off the X factor, just with a shave & some green paint? You know, the one who cries all the time, wets his pants, can't sing for toffee & is a plum..? Poor Frankie, he has a groove on no doubt, but if you clock his uncanny similarity to his stunt double (scrollover alert..!) it somewhat sinks his metaphorical Halloween competition Titanic.