EVIL TINKERBELL

This is simply a wasted pose, as you have not bothered to bring the most basic & vital equipment required to pass yourself off as a fairy. Why did you not do that..?! Do you actually know where you are..?! You are stood outside the spiritual home of true spookiness in this city!! We are not playing games here Madam & turn up as unprepared next time & you will be detained for some urgent, corrective therapy. This therapy will be lengthy, drawn out, enlightening & shall be medieval in nature. All necessary accessories will be provided & thus, you will not be requiring that claw...