BIG MOUTH SKELETON

Once a year you get the chance to enter this most esteemed contest...

She needs to learn to leave her femininity at home & apply herself properly to her inner spook. Why oh why would you bring everyday incongruous items into your photo..? The class gnashers are undone, by the handbag. The Elnette thing too, going on there with the hair... You aren't out on a date with One Direction hinny, you're being a skeleton, at Halloween - Shave it.