ANYONE'S GUESS...

Is he a Zombie? - Lacks blood. Is he Dracula? - No Teeth...

He needs to be something if he's gonna stand a chance of getting any votes at all. Is he the Pope..? No hat, so it's not him... But if he decides to let all his male employees tickle on, with cassock-draped wee bairns in the vestry & then just turns a blind eye, like he knows nowt... He sure could be.