SWAN 5. THE CHEATING SWAN.

The ballet is there, but it appears to be being assisted by a member of the general public. In the true world of swans, such an infraction would be met with a swift peck on the neck..

She's a bit too happy as well. Is this category ever going to deliver the nervous breakdown we so desperately require? Ha! Seems like we've got it with fans of this girl now sounding at the start of the the comment section below... Humour, sense of...remember..?