MORRIS DANCING, LEPRECHAUN-TYPE ZOMBIE MESS.

Barely a Zombie at all, this mish mash of looks, whilst incongruous, sort of Victorian & totally off the wall, unfortunately just doesn’t work for the lad. There’ll be no prizes for him this year, but if he emails us via the website, we will donate some vitamin D tablets to him. Hopefully, they will assist in sorting out that heinous case of rickets he appears to be sporting, which although in keeping with his Victorian type theme, is making him walk funny… Better luck next time pal.