HARRY BOTTER.

We’ve taken the liberty of giving his name a public schoolboy remix, to accurately reflect what his character embodies… Here he does actually look like the little, fictitious twerp, responsible in both his nonsense books & films, for promoting low standards of Witchery & numerous dilutions of & crimes against Halloween. As such, we just can’t bring ourselves to like this, or say anything positive about it. Thus, this unfortunate contender is totally skuppered by choosing to emulate what we, here at World Headquarters, epicentre of spookiness in Newcastle, view as a Halloween traitor.