The Phantom of the Opera

We advise he has a rethink next time & makes the most of his natural assets. Look closely at his wrist… Are you thinking what we are thinking…? He’s a genetic Wolfman! If only he had embraced his inner chimp, he could have gone au natural & won this thing hands down. Imagine him, all hairy like a little monkey man, running around on all fours baying like a rabid wolf in the queue… Wouldn’t have cost him a penny either. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, my hirsute little friend…