Sacha Baron-Cohen

He apparently claims to have come as a Crow, but he reckons he just forgot to have his Crow beak & crow feet ready, for when he stepped up to immortalise his costume on film… Totally unacceptable behaviour! Who in the world told this fool that going all ‘Westside’ could ever be a suitable substitute for pre organised spookiness..? Westside..? ‘ West bliddy Life’ more like! You silly boy, you need to totally regroup your shit & consider how you will organise, prioritise & prosecute your wretched life from this day forth…. Let this lasting moment here, captured on film for immortallity, be the lowest you ever stoop in terms of lack of preparation & organisation. Now be off with you..!