Corpse Bride

Needs to eat a load of lard the week before the next competition to f**ck her complexion up a little. Elsewhere, her excellent cheekbone accentuation work is slightly compromised by her rubbish marker pen scars. Red blood, black scars..? She hasn’t thought this through properly… Preparation is nine tenths of the job Pet… If you remember that, next year you have the potential to do great things.