Jobs with WHQ in 2018

You don’t work for us – You work with us

‘Each Season,

We select an assortment of Gibbons, Orangutans, Baboons & Bonobos, which we then very carefully shave…

We leave a little hair on the top of their heads & around the eyebrow & mufftie, or pee pee regions though…

We then teach them all aspects of how to run a Club, whilst feeding them bananas…’

Fancy a part time job…? We’re looking to boost our current crack team of shaved, talking chimpanzees for the Autumn Season. So if you think you would like to work as part of WHQ get in touch.

You’ll need to be able to function well in a team environment & have common sense.

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You also can’t be a twat, a political or musical numpty & you’ll need to be able to fully grasp & duplicate what the word working actually means.

Experience is not essential, but flexibility, a level personality & a willingness to do some late nights & some weekend shifts are.

We are happy to hear from anyone, but at the moment what our team is most short of is first year students & people we don’t already know.

Please also bear in mind, that we are not looking for any would be celebrities, I’m just so in love with myself catwalkers, or crazy pill heads.

Just ordinary, honest, hard working kids. willing to work late nights will do just fine thanks.


How To Apply

Drop us an initial e mail, telling us a little bit about yourself to & mark it for Ronnie’s attention.

Ronnie will then pass all applications up to Deborah, our office Manageress to sort through, ready for when we get our team together to discuss who we would like interview.

You can attach a CV & photograph too if you like, but that’s not essential.

So don’t delay, apply today. What we do here is hard work at times, but it’s also a great way to have fun, make friends & enjoy real life, so come & be part of this WHQ thing.