1. SO WHAT DOES UNDERGROUND MEAN?

We deal in Underground Club nights. So if you’re a promoter & you fancy promoting at WHQ & your big idea goes something like…

Get all ‘Geordie Shore’ with it & simply offer cheap drink & gimmick led, generic shite, whilst scantily clad Reenies, pour shots of nonsense spirits, down the necks of  people, stupid enough to fall for your fake vip guest list..?

You know, the same fake vip list that is run for you, by the broke numpties, the really sad ones you’ve collared, by promising them they’ll be “part of something.”

When what you actually promote amounts to plop...

That’ll be the same ones that you hustle & beg in the desperate hope, that they can hustle & beg, all their fresher pals to suffer your brand / rebrand / autotune / pop chart waffle..?

Because – & let’s stick with the truth here…

Without them all going on like embarrassing double glazing salesmen on your behalf, no one with even half a brain, would ever choose to attend any of the pure pappa that you promote, of their own free will.

Is this you..?

Not only did we just totally nail you, (top tip, this last link is crying out for a clicking..) but you’re also, in the absolutely wrong place.

We cannot help, or assist you with that kinda middle of the road tripe…

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Please exit our site immediately (taking your pal Kermit with you) Goodbye & good luck to you.

Ok, still here..? Good – now let’s click that little green arrow, to see how we can add positively to the city’s nightlife by working together…